Snow imminent. Probably we’ll get a centimetre (half an inch) and the whole of the south of England will grind to a halt. Last time we had a substantial fall (which froze over and did make life difficult) we got invaded by teenagers making snow angles and snow men, and had a ‘blind’ snowball fight with the neighbours over the laurel hedge. Do not shout out “Hey!” in these circumstances. Makes you easier to pinpoint…
News:
Advent calendars –
Speak Its Name will be repeating its successful
calendar of last year. The same wonderful pot pourri of goodies will be lurking behind the doors this December, including some sort seasonal tales. (Inevitably, Jonty and Orlando insisted on getting in on the act!)
I’ll be doing my own posts for advent, a miscellany of seasonal prose and poetry (not mine, other people’s!), and other little doo-dads. This will be at my non-Charlie blog; if you want the link, let me know.
All That Jazz is up on the
coming soon page at MLR. It’s definitely not Jonty and Orlando, but Francis and Tommy are just as much fun to write about.
Francis Yardley may be the high kicking - and cross-dressing - star of an all-male version of Chicago, but he "can't do it alone". Bitter and on the booze after the breakdown of a relationship, he thinks that the chance for true love has passed him by.
A handsome, shy rugby player called Tommy seems to be the answer to his problems, but Tommy doesn't like the lipstick and lace. Can they find a way forward and is there still a chance for happiness "nowadays"?
Excerpt:
“So, are you any good at rugby?”
“Fair to middling.” The grapes had been found and were being drowned under the cold tap before consumption. “Winger, but I think I told you that. I enjoy playing for fun. Couldn’t be a pro.”
Francis could think of a dozen dirty follow up remarks he could have made, would have made if they’d still been at the bar, but the mood had subtly changed. Change tack again. He’d been looking around for any clues about whether someone else shared this place, although none had turned up. He chanced it. “Just you living here?”
“Yeah. No lodger. No significant other. Tommy no mates.” Tommy grinned. It had been plain from the goodbyes he’d got at the bar that he had plenty of pals, several of whom looked like they’d have happily swopped places with him. There was a pin board in the kitchen covered in photos, too—team shots, action shots, holidays and family.
One picture in particular struck Francis. “That blond bloke looks like a mate.” He immediately knew he shouldn’t have said it. The look Tommy wore was the same he must have had plastered on his gob when people mentioned Mannering. After the break. “Sorry, think I put my foot in it.”
“I should take that picture down, but somehow every time I mean to I get cold feet. That’s Rickie.” The way the name was spoken made it full of a hundred different meanings and emotions. “He was a bloody great player—Premiership for a couple of seasons, now he’s Magners League.” Tommy’s voice couldn’t quite hide the pride that bubbled under the hurt. “That was two years ago, his sister took the picture.” He turned away from the pin board. “Come on, the lounge is more comfortable than sitting here.”
They moved into the living room, the bottle coming to keep them company. An old fashioned sofa, one that looked like it had recently been re-covered, was side on to the fireplace, where the original hearth now housed one of those gas open-effect fires which usually produced more effect than heat. Francis was pleased to find that this one, once lit, took the edge off what was becoming a chilly night. “Were you happy with him? Your Rickie?” It sounded such a bloody stupid question once it was out.
Tommy had snuggled into the corner of the settee, kicking his shoes off like a little boy. “I want to say they were happy days but I’m not sure that’s true. Sometimes, that’s all.”
Talk about a mirror on his own world. This was too painful for Francis to make light of or joke about. “Play for the same team?”
“No, he was always much better than I was. We met through a mate who’d been in a young players’ development squad with him. I never worked out whether this mate knew about both of us. I mean, he knew I was gay, but Rickie…” he shrugged. “If he had guessed, he never let on. Rickie would have killed him. Even further in the closet than Mr. Tumnus.”
Inspiration:
Snow. My garden. Turns me into a five year old every time.
