Charlie Cochrane - Mysteries with a dash of slash, romances with just a pinch of spice

...when it started with middle Cochrane daughter almost putting toothpaste on her hairbrush. That sort of set the tone for a weekend of hilarity, great rugby and good sightseeing. More reports (with pictures) as the week progresses - find out:

• exactly why the barman had a door on a string and was hiding behind a chair
• what the Cochranes say when the plane lands
• why dirty great bursts of flame may be spectacular but not great on a hot day
• exactly what 'doing an Edgbaston' constitutes
• and why Charlie Cochrane nearly went arse over tip in the Tuileries

Allez Toulouse!